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Speech! Speech!

Posted by Kirk on February 24, 2009

Tonight, the POTUS, will make a speech to the US congress about his plan to fix the economy.  From the limited amount I’ve heard he will put forward a plan to cut spending. That’s right, a Democrat cutting spending… interesting.  I’m not sure how much support the man will get in congress from his “friend” Madame Speaker Peloci, but I’m interested to see if he can do it, besides just cutting military spending.  A reduction or streamlining of government spending would be a huge step in the right direction both for Liberty, and free market, but might help us (the collective us, including we Canuks) climb ourselves out of the recession faster.

Government spending cuts was coincidentally a topic covered by Juan Enriquez in his  TED talk this year which I passed along to you a few days ago.

Also: Passing along a short blurb I found on CATO about Obama’s weak knees on the issue, and we will see for sure exactly where he stands and what, or IF he plans to do about it tonight.

More on this later tonight, I’ll talk about what I think of the plan and if any of it could do any good.

Update: It is about to begin, you can watch it I suppose from a bunch of places but I’m watching this feed. My comments soon.

  • Shit! Everyone run its Dick Che…. wait, its just Joe Biden.
  • Supreme Court Justices , Many Claps.
  • Nothing… wait, more claps. someone entered the room.. is it POTUS or just the First Lady?
  • Cabinet now, I see Mrs Clinton in pink
  • Many greetings going around … light clapping. wait.. stopped.
  • I’m so excited, the government is appreciating itself and all its “Hard Work”
  • Alot of Attention on that corner over there. must be where the door is.
  • “Madame Speaker, The President of the United States”
  • Clap clap, oh shit Biden again. He grows more fearsome by the moment.
  • OBAMAAAAAA. OHHH YEAAAAAAH YEAAAH OOOOOOOOOH bama!( in best Randy Marsh impression)
  • Never..Ending…. Claps. Will the Handshaking ever stop?
  • Question..Are there no longer any Republicans in Congress? Everyone seems excited.
  • “Thank you everybody, Thank you very much” OMG Obama  isn’t jesus incarnate, he is Elvis incarnated!
  • Mrs Peloci. Introduces “The One” again, as if no body noticed the first time.
  • Ok shh I’m listening. More comments as interesting points are made…
  • Heil!
  • No Republicans Clapping now (Porkulus)
  • Bad teachers and Bad cops get to keep their jobs Yay
  • College Tax Credit, extended UI.
  • Oversight…. “Nobody Messes with Joe” already living up to Dick’s legacy. Who will Joe shoot during his term as VP?
  • First step. no real recovery, unless credit crisis is solved. wow.. the Truth. or a truth.
  • Loans? I’ll believe it when i see it.  Hey some GOPs agree.
  • Will help with Americans with struggling home values hmm. saving money through refinancing. hmmm
  • Holding Banks Accountable. GOPs Agree. No Jets… got it.
  • Fear Mongering! Spend now or else, a DECADE of recession!
  • ” I get It” .. Solve the problem…Responsibility” “help small business owners, … helping people”
  • Legislation to update regulatory system. GOPs agree. Looks like alot of unintended side effects from new Rules.
  • Medicare ballooning, Poor schooling, Oil bad.  Well at least he knows what the problems are, but will he use free market ideas to fix them?
  • America is good. That’s true but don’t choke off any opportunity with more regulations and taxes.
  • Japan ,China, Germany, are leaders in new energy tech.  Apparently that’s a bad thing? What about trade?
  • Shit … carbon based cap ahhh no fudge no.
  • Efficient cars/trucks built… In America! Backing the Big 3. America invented the automobile? I’m sorry Mr ford invented the Assembly line. a dude named Otto invented the car.
  • Health care inadequacies cause jobs to go overseas what?
  • Porkulus no GOPs
  • Electronic health records. Finally.
  • Cure for Cancer? is this our mission to the Moon?
  • ahhhh please don’t universalize health-care, where will i go when i need major surgery?
  • Health care reform: Health Care costs too much, lets spend money on improving it…. OXY MORON!
  • 3/4 of high-fast growning industrys require greater then high school eduacation, only half of students go on to college.  How about we listen to people like Gates n Co and ensure schools reward good teaching and not tenure.
  • Insentives…for teachers.. to teach well. Well depends on how you do it.. good idea, but listen to Free Market Ideas.
  • Obama asks YOU to get more education. Don’t drop out of school. It not only hurts you, it hurts your country. Powerful statement, its true though. Lets raise level skilled labor.
  • Please Volenteer….National Service. Hatch + Kenedy have a bill about….national service?
  • Read to your child. Damn straight. Education begins at home. Too true Mr Pres.
  • BOOOO inherited deficite.
  • Free of Earmarks? What part of Porkulus doesn’t make sence. GOP didn’t like that.
  • End education that doesnt work, and cut farm subsidies for firms that don’t need them. OMFG i just came in my pants. lets hope he can pull That off.
  • Roote out abuse in healthcare…
  • BOOO getting rid of tax breaks for businesses that ship jerbs overseas.. Earth to OBAMA every business should globalize to grow in today’s world.
  • No Tax increase for poor people. Tax cut for 95% of families. This will only work if you can reallly cut spending.
  • 10 Year plan
  • Full cost of Wars layed out in the budget.
  • Terrorists bad. something about safe havens.
  • Men and Women in uniform….quiet burden… honor your service. unyielding suport.
  • Note. US military is traditionally not suposed to clap at these things. they are Supposed to be non bias to policy, which sends or doesn’t send them abroad.  This changed with Bush years/  9-11
  • Gitmo closing, Terrorist brought to justice
  • USA Does not Torture. Standing on Principals. Good thing to see.
  • Meet challenges, disease, cyber threats, terrorism. blah blah.
  • Working with G20 yay globalization.
  • Watching. waiting.
  • Hope.
  • Dreams of extraodinary, Ordinary Americans
  • Bank dude gave money way. Nice guy. i’m sure he has enough already. My guess. He doesnt want anyone poking around the bad things he has done.
  • Kansas + Tornado = profit. Ok sounds like free market ideas re building a town. no government there.
  • Stop teaching for a train.. how sad. Hopeless (don’t worry congress is on it) Asks congress for help? Maybe they should have asked Bill instead.
  • Wait i missed something, was sending a link to You People.
  • Wait we havent agreed with those damn GOPS!
  • ..But we all love America. GOPs clap.
  • If we, if we.. if we… Then God came down from heaven and fixed everything
  • God Bless the US of A Heil Obama!
  • Clap Clap Clap. Wait… Wait. he waved but it looked more like…Heil!

Ok ok Clap clap. Good speech. Good ideas good start, but we all know it won’t get done the way it should. If it works at all. Bigger Government, more control, more rules. less freedom. Wasted money on Carbon Guilt Credits.

I invite the US government and the PoTUS and his staff to prove me wrong.

The best part for me was cutting subsidies for agriculture. and the attempt to fix education. lets hope it works.  When he talked about working with other countries to become prosperous together, it sorta conflicted with his statement about how the best things should be built in America. Oh well what can you expect from a politician?

That’s all I care to say tonight. I hope you all enjoyed my live blogging hilarity.

Good night, and may the force be with America.. and Canada!

One Response to “Speech! Speech!”

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